Total Medals Earned: 494 (From 103 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,035 Points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (15/190 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/105 points)
Start playing.
Score 500+
Score 200+
Survive a full year.
Score 800+
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (105/355 points)
Beat 5 levels.
Beat 10 levels.
Beat 15 levels.
Beat 20 levels.
Open 20 chests.
Beat 25 levels.
Beat 30 levels.
Beat 35 levels.
Beat the game.
Open all 40 chests.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (40/115 points)
Find the clue...
What a clever "War and Peace" joke....
That seems like a lot....
killing Indians...
Maybe it was less of a birthmark and more of a stain?
The Unknown Olympic Sport.
shake shake shake
They are pretty HIGH up there..... Kinda tall I guess...
Secret
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/290 points)
Complete RED ROOM LEVEL 01
Complete RED ROOM LEVEL 05
Complete RED ROOM LEVEL 15
Complete RED ROOM LEVEL 10
Complete BLUE LEVEL 01
Complete BLUE LEVEL 10
Complete BLUE LEVEL 05
Complete BLUE LEVEL 15
Complete RED ROOM LEVEL 20
Complete BLUE LEVEL 20
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
Start playing
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/45 points)
Beat first 3 levels
Beat first 6 levels
Beat first 12 levels
Beat all 24 levels
Medals Earned: 10/10 (325/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Too much exposition
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
You destroyed your first enemy!
You completed the game. Congratulations.